internetexplorers: constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
deatheaters: this post is dedicated to every single thing and character they left out of harry potter films for peeves the poltergeist for tonks and lupin’s relationship development for the real ginny weasley for fred weasley’s death for tom riddle’s whole story for harry and ginny’s relationship development for “no need to call me sir, professor” for all the sassiness for luna lovegood as the...
dekutree: multia13: dekutree: uglyfeminist: dekutree: what happens when a mailman loses a letter? he becomes a mailma rofl *Throws tomatoes at you* what’s the opposite of tomatoes? tomafingers lmfao get off the stage what do you call a really old stage? stAGED !!!!!!!!!
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
gabanti: my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
askneppy: multipack: row row row your boat gently away from me Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
daisyfairy: twowandsandadrink: sassysignless: daisyfairy: you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie no i learnt it from oregon trail No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned; English class. GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
Me watching the Supernatural pilot for the first time: Oh my god Dean's voice is so fucking deep like what
Me watching the Supernatural pilot now: OH MY GOD DEAN YOU'RE A BABY WITH A LITTLE BABY VOICE
goforeverforworseorbetter: goodbye-old-friend: today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder so what did you do today
mamisboots: One of my favorite things to do is click on the url of someone who was wrong in a popular text post to see how they’re dealing with their life after they were terribly wrong